

	Hank Peggy Bobby Luanne Dale Boomhauer Bill Cotton

NAME:
Cotton Hill

OCCUPATION:
Retired war hero ("The Big One").

PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT:
Received Purple Heart for having his shins blown off.

GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT:
Hank Hill.

FAVORITE PASTIME:
Stopping by the wax museum to give FDR the finger.

QUOTE:
"I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"