So, I've finally been embarrassed in front of everyone in the world, including Francis. This weekend, Mom made us all go to a stupid circus put on by the Krelboyne class. It wasn't even a circus--it was just Krelboynes showing off their nerdy skills.

Francis was home and got stuck coming with us. He was totally cool, though. He and I were going to sneak out of the picnic together. But then he got caught up with some girl he just met, and I was trapped.

Caroline really wanted me to do my act because everything was going so badly, but there was no way I was going to show everyone that I was a freak. I tried to create a distraction with Stevie's chemistry set, but I think I may have made a mistake because there was a gigantic explosion. I should have been happy because it meant that we could go home, but Caroline was crying, so I finally agreed to do my math thing. Just as I expected, my family looked at me like I was some sort of alien. It wasn't until Francis flipped me off and Reese burped on me that I knew things were back to normal.