"Halloween Approximately"

Episode: 207

Original Air Date: 11/8/00

Francis says that as long as you carry the spirit of vandalism and destruction in your heart, every day is Halloween. According to him -- and he's the expert -- Halloween isn't a holiday, it's a state of mind. Reese and I tried our best, but without Francis, Halloween sucked. Luckily, he came home the following week and brought the coolest thing ever.

At first, I thought it was just a bunch of tubing and a funnel. But really, it was this incredibly powerful slingshot capable of launching stuff two blocks. How awesome is that? Reese was so impressed, he cried. We decided that no ordinary rotten eggs or water balloons would do the job. So we gathered a complete arsenal of the grossest stuff we could find: Cheez Whiz, gutter sludge, dirty diapers -- a little bit of everything. Then we constructed this huge launching tower on the roof.

My job was finding targets. And I found the perfect one. The Krelboynes were all on Stevie's balcony trying to spot some meteor shower or something with Stevie's new telescope. It was like they were begging to be slimed. We aimed. We fired. Direct hits every time. It was so much fun. Francis is the best. Then, something totally unexpected happened…the Krelboynes fired back.

I should've predicted that they would build a better slingshot. After all, they're Krelboynes. When we were totally covered in tofu goo, we tried to surrender -- but they didn't stop. Oh, well, at least Halloween wasn't a total waste.

  
 
   
   

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