Week of March 17, 2000

If Springfield had a St. Patrick's Day Parade, who should be its Grand Marshall? 1. Barney Gumble. His love of beer saved the Duff Brewery from bankruptcy. 2. Krusty the Clown. Hey, hey! He's an all-around entertainer. 3. Moe Szyzlak. Springfield's true Beer Baron. 4. Captain McCallister. Argh! He may not be the most interesting, but at least he's Irish.

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