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Everybody's so sick of wearing masks that if concerts start up again, I bet even Daft Punk will stop performing in… https://t.co/yL2jmXSCZ9
- Wednesday Feb 10 - 1:58am

With all of this big exciting news happening lately, my only regret is that we don’t get to see what amusing insigh… https://t.co/HUMfZFiSlc
- Friday Jan 8 - 11:59pm

Farewell to 2020, the year I never went to the dentist
- Thursday Dec 31 - 10:05pm

Imagine how tacky Kubrick’s 2001 monolith would have looked like if he’d filmed and conceived of it in this modern… https://t.co/acIV0Dbkfc
- Monday Sep 21 - 6:34pm

We’re very close to living through some 1980s comedy movie pitch where Robin Williams plays a dissatisfied billiona… https://t.co/MQT0ije81f
- Wednesday Aug 26 - 11:58pm

it was three short months from “don’t touch your face” to “don’t go outside after 6pm to talk about defunding the cops”
- Wednesday Jun 3 - 8:35pm

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- Saturday May 30 - 8:15pm

One thing’s for sure: America’s 250th birthday celebration is coming up soon, and July 2026 is going to be a festiv… https://t.co/pJpZoe55qn
- Saturday May 30 - 3:45pm

I really wish I could find video clips of mid-90s MTV host Kennedy passionately attacking Alanis Morissette for mis… https://t.co/ApIy9YtaaC
- Monday Apr 27 - 9:56pm